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Twinkle twinkle

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I made up some more… astrophysically accurate rhymes while settling the baby, because I got a bit bored singing the original one over and over again. At 2am. And 3am. And 4am. And GO TO SLEEP ALREADY PLEEEEEAAAASE


Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
In the depths of space so cold
Fusing atoms into gold
Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are

Flicker flicker bright pulsar
Swiftly spinning neutron star
Sweeping out your radiant arc
Lonely lighthouse in the dark
Flicker flicker bright pulsar
Swiftly spinning neutron star

Fizzle fizzle small white dwarf
Shrinking as you slowly morph
Bouyed by degeneracy
Of your vast electron sea
Fizzle fizzle small white dwarf
Shrinking as you slowly morph

Spiral spiral Milky Way
Band of stars in bright array
Could there be some other world
Nestled in your arms so furled
Spiral spiral Milky Way
Band of stars in bright array

Glimmer glimmer faint quasar
Glowing strangely from afar
Massive singularity
Eating ancient galaxy
Glimmer glimmer faint quasar
Glowing strangely from afar

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